Bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity

to anonymous: i've finally given up on us and decided maybe we weren't meant to be. yeah its corny and all that but the words make perfect sense. you see, everytime i've tried to tell you i love you, and which i have, very often, something stops me.

something smells funny in my house. like a mix between curry and poo

and then the fork run away with the spoon.

Prince Charming belongs to Cinderella

Romeo belongs to Juliet

Edward belongs to Bella

Why would I want someone elses story, when I can have my own...