I RRRR captain

Today I will be happier than a bird with a french fry

it's not your gauges, it's your heart. your heart smells like death and I love it.
By the way, What movie's new ?
Cause I don't really have that too much time on life.
At moment time.
I am worried. Why ? Because it's been a year since I've been single, well (officially)
I'm scared I don't know how to love anymore but it's okay. Right. I think.
It should be.
Erm, well here's the thing, there's this guy name Anthony and I really kinda have a crush on him.
He's got the hair. Only. And that's the only thing he needs to melt my hair.
So, One Anthony and one coke please ay ?

I have been thinking bout my future, and I am going to keep it constant.

So ladies and gentleman, sit back and relax cause you're about to witness me writing my future down.

When I grow up... I won't get married. It's not because guys are crap. Relationship craps. I will adopt a daughter at an orphanage. I will work as a scientist. (This isn't constant) But I want to be a successful person, get rich, and then i'll be insane. I won't go to parties when I grow older. I go to parties now. I would want to be a more passionate person when I grow up. I would like to live in Greek, later on. and bring my parents along. and my adopted daughter. I wanna be like those old mad psychotic people who starred in Mamma Mia when I am crappy old and ugly. No matter what, I shall be seeing Ryan Cabrera live, or I won't die in peace.
There, my future's written and that wasn't so hard.

Dreams are total turndowns

I am bored. I am so bored. Look at me ! I'm boring !

Woo Hoo ! Wow. It's so boring being boring !

Fred, I mean Jared says when you think you're boring,

watch movies with talking cats in it.

Who agrees with him, hand's up !

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oohh
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laalaa

Looks like nobody agrees to Fred, I meant Jared.

Tough luck babe.

I know how it feels like when nobody agrees.

*I think I know how it feels like.